aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

tightarsetuesday:

when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips

when that part of their tummy has a happy trail

when you see the waistband of their underwear

boys